When You're Given Lemons, You Make Lemonade.
But What In The Dickens Do You Do When You're Given A Dead Squirrel?
You Make Franchise Opportunities Available and Earn Some Hefty T-Shirt Revenues.
It all started with friend's post of a dead squirrel photo on her Facebook timeline. Immediately my mind started to go to work to build upon the creative foundation she layed while I took the whole kit and kaboodle to the next level. I requested that she send the expired squirrel to me so that I could turn it into, "Sir Scampsalot," that adorable hand puppet that will enchant children of all ages over the holidays.
My mind was not content to leave well enough alone and within seconds had created a corporate name and positioning line for a window cleaning company--"Dead Squirrel Window Cleaners/Windows So Clean, Squirrels Will Run Into Them and Die.™"
Naturally, the window cleaning technicians would need branded corporate apparel to wear, so I created t-shirts for them to wear. And that's where the revenue comes from today, Quirky branded apparel for corporate entities that do not exist. Hip and irreverent, with just a smidgeon of Tim & Eric to attract the millennial shekels.
Can you say, "KER-CHING!"?
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<Your Brand Here> Thanks.
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Parables for children of all ages
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You get the bracelets, pop Display, marketing materials
and Guidance to succeed
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