The Ancient and Mysterious Power Of The Practice Range Golf Ball Pyramids

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It was purported that Titleist Range Balls struck from a pyramid set-up typically flew 20 yards further and 15 degrees straighter irrespective of the skill level of the golfer, thus instilling invaluable tournament confidence. Vincent thought the pyramid stuff was a whole lot of  bunk. However, it was Five-Ball time and Vincent thought it best to set up the range balls in the Five-Ball Tournament Pyramid Configuration as outlined in his personal operations manual.

Pyramid power refers to alleged supernatural or paranormal properties of the ancient Egyptian pyramids and objects of similar shape. With this power, model pyramids are said to make golf balls fly further,  preserve foods, sharpen or maintain the sharpness of razor blades, improve health (some people "were so energized that they could not cope with the dynamo effects they experienced", function "as a thought-form incubator," trigger sexual urges and cause other dramatic effects.The Pyramids continue to defy explanation.
   The word pyramid is made up of two parts - 'pyra' which means fire, and 'mid' which means in the middle. Pointed shapes with different bases are dynamic shapes and are supposed to be endowed with motivating and activating properties. According to researchers, the pyramid is the shape which resonates with cosmic energy, coming from the sun and outer space, to the earth."
   For over 4000 years scientists have been trying to solve the mystery though many theories have been developed. The shape of the pyramid is picture perfect and of pure mathematical perfection. But this very shape itself confounded researchers as it released hither to unknown forms of energy.
   These energy forms have direct effect on both animate and inanimate objects. Antonio Bovie of France observed in 1930 that a dead cat found in the King's chamber of the Great Pyramid did not decompose. Grain that is thousands of years old have been found in tombs that remained preserved. Bovie, who played to a 3-handicap, consistently drove golf balls, found in the King's chamber of the Great Pyramid, 30 yards further.
   Recent experiments conducted on small prototypes of Pyramids reveals that indeed there exists an unexplained phenomenon. Grapes kept in Pyramid for five weeks were dehydrated. Milk turned into Yogurt inside the pyramids. Vegetables remained fresh for a long period of time. Plants grown inside the pyramid grew faster and had better health and were free of pests.
   Personal experience of people also indicated the power. Individuals experienced better memory and high energy levels under a pyramid. Documented results showed higher alpha wave amplitude on people meditated inside a pyramid. Pyramid therapy becomes relevant in the above backdrop.

Vincent Carriuolo

Interests: breathing, music, literature, golf, art, snowshoeing, writing, kayaking, meditation, skiing, walking/hiking, theatre (preferably drama), comedy clubs, concerts, art museums, poetry readings, working out and elephant polo at tiger tops, nepal (just seeing if you're still reading). some favorite films: the bicycle thief, dr. strangelove, 81/2, the diving bell and the butterfly, babette's feast, being there, city lights, everything is illuminated and life is beautiful. favorite reads: 100 years of solitude; the short stories of raymond carver; the divine comedy; the power of now; j. krishnamurti's the book of life; the short stories of eudora welty and ethan canin; the poetry of t.s. eliot; matsuo basho and robert frost; the odyssey; the secret language of symbols; a path with heart; zen flesh, zen bones; gift from the sea; siddhartha and anything by: j. krishnamurti; eckhart tolle; jack kornfield; anthony demello s.j.; thich nhat hahn; thomas merton; shunryu suzuki, : meister eckhart; emmett fox and ram dass. play blues harmonica. like color: cobalt blue. like flower: paper white narcissus. last read: one hundred years of solitude (again), quotes: just this. --anon. we don't see things as they are, we see them as we are. --anais inn, a friend of bill w.