"TURF'S UP!"
Vincent
wondered, as he sat atop his Toro Greensmaster 3100, how different
things would be if Brian Wilson and the Beach Boys had extolled the
virtues of mowing golf courses instead of surfing California beaches.
For starters, they would of had to call themselves the Turf Boys. It reminded Vincent of the progressive power, compounding daily, of cultural conditioning in his life. Was he aware, though?
Cut Some Turf
Don't be afraid to try the greatest sport around
Cut some turf, cut some turf
Everybody tries it once
Those who don't just have to put it down
Ooh wa ooh wa, ooh wa ooh wa
You drive out turn around and raise
And baby that's all there is to the greenskeeping craze
You gotta cut some turf and you're sittin' on top of the world
Ooh wa ooh wa, ooh wa ooh wa
Not just a fad cause it's been going on so long
Cut some turf, cut some turf
All the cutters going strong
They said it wouldn't last too long
Ooh wa ooh wa, ooh wa ooh wa
They'll eat their words with a fork and spoon
And watch 'em they'll hit the road and all be mowin' soon
And when they cut some turf they'll be sittin' on top of the world
Ooh wa ooh wa, ooh wa ooh wa
So take a lesson from a top-notch mower boy
Cut some turf, cut some turf
Get yourself a Toro
But don't you treat it like a toy
Ooh wa ooh wa, ooh wa ooh wa
Just get away from the beach surf
And baby go catch some rays on the sunny turf
And when you cut some turf you'll be sittin' on top of the world
Ooh wa ooh wa, ooh wa ooh wa
Cut some turf and you'll be sittin' on top of the world
Ooh wa ooh wa, ooh wa ooh wa
