"Paper Or Plastic?" Self-Promo: Black 30 MIL thick plastic blank cards and laser-printed kraft paper labels with QR Code to my online site/portfolio.
Self-Promotion, Guerilla Style: How A Little DQ Can Go A Long Way
New Business? How Sweet It Is: Dunkin Donuts & Starbucks Cards work as well. Caveat: Picking the right demographic location for these, "leave behinds" is critical.
Lost & Found Card Tactic
Challenge: Compel prospects who can hire me as a creative director, content creator and copywriter to see my online portfolio at Carryolo Dot Com, my website. I have a rubber stamp, a tiny budget and a boat load of willingness to do the physical legwork to leave behind these cards in strategic demographic urban and suburban locations. Need to get prospects to hold onto the "found" card and create intrigue so that they will take the action and visit my site Carryolo Dot Com. (I could leave behind my business cards, but I don't believe they will work as well. Perhaps I will A/B test). The card must also convey instantaneously my ability to think laterally and produce creative solutions for measurable business results.
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Welcome To, "All Things Brockton," Your Online Superstore For Brockton Cultural Artifacts
Welcome: It's A State of Mind
Words Of Wisdom
Sammy White's: To a young bowler from Brockton with TV dreams and a solid average, this was Mecca.
I had the good fortune to make the pilgrimage and bowl at Sammy White's in a roll-off. Not even a quadruple murder on the premises could sully the hallowed hardwood of Sammy White's in my remembrance of all things past.
Rare Group Shot: Brockton's Founding Fathers
This is a very rare image of the legends together. These men were fierce
competitors, on and off of the oiled hardwood. Duck Wilson's death
brought them together at his wake. The Duckmeister, as he was
affectionately called by friends and foes alike, passed with a 115
lifetime average. That's Duck, in the Urn that looks like a trophy, far right.
Did You Know? (Fun Facts To Share): Whenever he attempted to
pick up a spare, Duck displayed a unique body english in his follow through and high finish,
dubbed, "Der Kaiser Roll," by teammates and opposing bowlers.
Strike It Rich Or Pick Up A Spare. Candlepin Lamps Are Back In Stock!
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You Know You Want It
The Universe Definitely Has A Sense Of Humor
Clay Pigeon: Found in the woods near Hanover, NH.
Sometimes the irony of insight comes to us when we're present to receive it, a gentle reminder that we trudge together. This skeet pigeon appeared in a clearing in the woods, (an old range no doubt), when I was walking in-step with another like-spirited traveler. Its appearance spurred thoughts of adages that serve me well such as, "When the banana gets away from the bunch, it gets skinned. You can't fall off the edge, when you're in the middle. Stay in the middle of the herd and you won't get picked off. " And, "We can do what I cannot."
What if God was one of us?
How Did A Guy Like Me Get So Many Twitter Followers?
I lied. Don't believe every Social Media statistic you see. Read, How To Lie WIth Statistics
"Yes, there is a long period of reconstruction ahead."
1919 Dunglop Golf Ball-The Only Known One In Existence $125,000 US. FREE INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING!
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Truly one of a kind 1919 Dunglop 1 Golf Ball. Turned and trued from Vermont Holstein-Friesian Cow dung. Vermont Dairy farmer Ulysses P. Willoghby, an avid golfer and amateur inventor, fashioned the Dunglops from materials close at hand on his productive dairy farm. The Dunglop Ball caught on with better players during the 1920 Golf Craze of New England. Short game golfers prized the Dunglop's feel and true roll. The Dunglop seemed to possess a natural affinity for ending up, "in the hole" when putted or chipped (though this uncanny attribute was never scientifically verified). However, the mystique of the Dunglop attracted golfers far and wide to play it and Willoghby had his hands full keeping up with demand for the Dunglop. At one point, Willoughby employed 12 of his 15 children to fashion, roll and true the Dunglops after their chores and schoolwork were done.
Unfortunately for Willoughby, improvements in clubs (the Dunglop was never a "long game" ball and had a tendency to disintegrate when struck soundly by a mashie or niblick) and a USGA rule change in 1921 (specifically barring golfers from replacing a ball on the green with a Dunglop) caused the Dunglop to fall out of favor with golfers and drove the Dunglop Company out of business.
Believed to be only Dunglop in existence. Perfect condition. Acquired from Vergennes Family Fun Center & Driving Range in Vergennes, Vermont. Will make an exquisite acquisition for the discerning collector. Showing by appointment only. $125,000 US. FREE INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING!
Know Your Fish Fork Poster, Signed
Avoid the frequent and embarrassing formal dinner faux pas: send for the Know Your Fish Fork poster today. Signed By The Artist Just $185 US. Free International Shipping!
The Measure Of A Man: Holiday Greeting Cards--$18.95 Each
Outside:
Inside:
Happy Holidays!
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If you don't ski, don't start.
Zipperline Gangsters- Season 1, Episode 3. Wendall Kendall concludes that, "less is more" when it comes to overcrowded ski trails.
"I'm Blind...Idiots!"
My video entry to the Colorado Snow At First Site contest to win a free season of Colorado skiing.
Happy Place: Sunday River The Movie
Sammy The Ski Ticket Stapler
Non-Crystallized Precipitation
Cards of Intrigue With Convenient QR Code On Back
New Business Seeds: Left behind discreetly in select urban demographic locations, the cards pictured above drive traffic to my online portfolio.
Less is more. Location, location, location. Where did they come from? Why are they here? What's in it for me? "Can't hurt to scan the QR Code on the back and see what it's about."
Ice Road Country Club Driving Range Attendants
First look preview from a new series that depicts the heroic men and women who set up and maintain driving ranges in any and all conditions at exclusive country clubs throughout the USA.